I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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