HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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