with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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