My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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