first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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