I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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