trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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