One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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