We're like a lot better than the average bears
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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