I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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