How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She's like a pop up book from hell.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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