: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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