On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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