so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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