Yo dont text me then not text me
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I see more hoeing in ur future
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