how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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