I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm sobbing to NWA
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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