is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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