Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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