I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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