So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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