wat bout pragnant strippers??
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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