i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i used baking grease as lip gloss
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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