ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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