I swear god or herbie drove my car home
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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