my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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