the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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