im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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