weddingsv make me drug and hornr
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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