What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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