Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's never too late to be topless.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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