all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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