Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
it's like heaven, but drunker
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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