4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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