Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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