He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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