I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I can't turn off my feet"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We're too hungover to prance.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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