talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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