i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I didn't notice because vodka
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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