I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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