If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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