I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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