I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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