if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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