Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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