People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now