OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
21 Dirty Secrets From Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties That Have Destroyed Marriages
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch