Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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