i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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