In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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