I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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