What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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