I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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