I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.