Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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