do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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